On a day when millions of people are worried about the future, there's nothing like music to get us through a tough day...
(This playlist is not safe for work or for IQ's under 100)
First... a little music to set the mood:
REM It's the end of the world as we know it
Billy Joel We didn't start the fire
Disturbed Land of illusion
Down the rabbit hole we go:
Jefferson Airplane White rabbit
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Don't come around here no more
Potential theme songs of the new administration:
James Bond Theme From Russia with love
Operation Ivy Knowledge
Rage Against the Machine Bulls on parade
Bad Religion 21st Century Digital Boy
The Poxy Boggards Aboard the good ship Venus
Anthrax I'm the man
Nine Inch Nails Head like a hole
Dynamite Hack Boyz in the Hood
Nashville Pussy Struttin' Cock and I'm the man
Cabaret Money
Cover of ABBA's Money Money Money
Janis Joplin Mercedes Benz
This First Lady's going to be quite different than the last one, and now we have the prominent First Daughter as well:
Flying Lizards Money
Aqua Barbie girl
Marilyn Monroe Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Madonna Material Girl
J.Geils Band Centerfold
Distinguished man of character or misogynistic douchebag? You decide:
The Buzzcocks Orgasm addict (includes the line,"winos and heads of state")
Sublime Date rape
The Dickies If Stuart could talk
Nine Inch Nails Closer
The Poxy Boggards Hey nonny nonny
Prince Cream
The Descendents Clean sheets
James Laid
My Darkest Days Porn star dancing
Joan Jett and Paul Westerberg Let's do it
The Bloodhound Gang The bad touch
Killer Pussy Teenage enema nurses in bondage
2 Live Crew Me so horny
Don't follow this link... it's worse than the last one
One way to keep himself out of trouble:
King Missile Detachable penis
What a lot of people will feel like doing:
Bob Marley Smoke two joints
George Thorogood One bourbon, one Scotch, one beer
UB40 Red, Red Wine
Iron Maiden Run to the hills
Bruce Springsteen Born to run
No Doubt A little something refreshing
What the rural working class Trump fans are thinking:
Hank Williams, Jr. A country boy can survive
Steve Earle Copperhead road
Dolly Parton Rockytop
Bad habits we'll see repeated:
L7 Wargasm
Bruce Springsteen War
The Cure Killing an Arab (this song is anti-war, OK?)
Some of the people about to get royally screwed:
Les Miserable At the end of the day
Cheech & Chong Born in East L.A.
A day without Mexicans
Johnny Cash The man in black
Everlast What it's like
Rush Working man
NWA Boyz in the hood
CWA Only straight girls wear dresses
Rob Dikinson Intelligent People
Johnny Cash The ballad if Ira Hayes
Never forget, the future is up to all of us. Songs to get psyched up for a few crazy years:
Bruce Springsteen Born in the USA
Green Day American idiot
Bob Marley Get up stand up
Social Distortion Don't drag me down
Queen We will rock you/we are the champions
The Descendents Coolidge
Amanda Palmer Ukulele Anthem
Green Day She
Face to Face You've done nothing
Rush Tom Sawyer
Kansas Carry on wayward son
Boston Peace of mind
Queen Spread your wings
Dick Dale Miserlou
Emerson Lake and Palmer Fanfare for the common man
"I looked up one day and saw that it was up to me. You can only be a victim if you admit defeat." -The Descendents
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